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Over on Twitter Oliver Keyes insinuates that I am like the AIDS virus, maybe because he thought that I wouldn't pay attention to his Twitter account. This is the kind of hyperbole I have come to expect from the Left who, I think, would sooner eradicate the conservative Right than the AIDS virus.
Ever since I began contributing to
Hackeryblog, Oliver Keyes (who travels the Internet under the handle of
Quominus) has established himself as my principal opponent. Although we have had exchanges about whether the Tories are left wing, most of our disagreements have been about drugs.
Along the way, we have had many diversions where Keyes tried to get the better of me. Maybe he thinks he's smarter than he really is, but like Coyote chasing Roadrunner he seems foredoomed to fail in his endeavours.
At the moment, he is trying to extract a withdrawal from me for my labelling of the drugs lobby as "druggies". I will return to this later. For now, I should explain the source of his demands for a withdrawal: In one of his vitriolic, abusive "Rights of Replies" to one of my anti-drugs articles, Keyes committed a stupid error (and failure of logic) by claiming that because I am against drug use, I am probably a "homophobe" and a "xenophobe" too. Such howlings of homophobia and waythithm are a typical left-wing diversion tactic.
They were also outrageous, defamatory smears. I am neither of those things and Keyes had no grounds to attribute homophobic or xenophobic beliefs to me. I asked that he withdrew these lies and he was, at the time, descent enough to withdraw these wicked comments and also apologise for them.
However, the decency did not last long because he has begun a dogged pursuit of his own withdrawal, perhaps to even the balance.
As I say, more of this later. For now I'll deal with some other Keyes-isms that I have not yet dealt with (except the one on the EU which has already been resolved on Hackeryblog, but it's worth repeating here for sake of completion).
Constantly not getting it
I criticised Oliver Keyes for his semi-literacy. His writing is barely coherent. In response to this, he wrote: "Garry follows his demand that debates be of high quality and free from personal strikes". Well, no, I never demanded this. What I demanded was not to be accused of holding beliefs that I do not hold (i.e., xenophobic and homophobic ones). I have repeatedly told him this. I have repeatedly told him that I don't care about
ad hominem attacks only about false accusations. By now I'm beginning to think that Keyes is a bit thick because it just does not sink in.
Violence and crime
I once wrote that drug use can contribute to "crime, violence, squalor and degradation".
Sensing his opportunity to win a small victory, Keyes lashed back: "Quick writing pointer; violence is crime. There’s no need to repeat yourself".
I responded with this: "Actually, violence and crime are not synonymous. There are violent acts that are not crimes and there are crimes that are non-violent."
Keyes' latest retort, garlanded in snooty superiority, is this: "‘Violence is crime’ as a statement is not the same as saying ‘all crimes are violent’, but rather means ‘all violent actions constitute a crime’, so I’m not sure what the purpose of his comment about there being non-violent crimes is (other than to informally perjure himself, given that he’s criticised me for putting words in his mouth). On the other point; if Garry would be kind enough to point out to the trained lawyer in the blue corner what violent acts aren’t crimes, I will be perfectly happy to put my name on a letter to the Lord Chancellor asking for the law to be reviewed."
Keyes' beating his chest about being a trained lawyer could be the contender for his biggest, most hilarious bungle so far. If Keyes regards his first response to me, he will see that he is giving me a "quick writing pointer" that violence and crime are not the same thing. That is, he is arguing on linguistic grounds. Otherwise he would have said "quick legal pointer."
Well, on linguistic grounds he is wrong and these are the grounds on which
he was originally arguing. Violence and crime are not synonymous. But on his second response (because he lost the argument) he moves the goalposts by redefining the argument as a legal one by saying that, legally, all violence is crime. (Even on legal grounds I am not sure he is correct. Maybe I will check with a real legal expert the accuracy of his assertion).
Research
Keyes criticised me for not providing citations in my original article on drugs to back up my claims about the harmfulness of drugs. In my subsequent article on drugs I duly obliged. However, this wasn't enough for Keyes because, horror of horrors, none of my citations linked to Internet articles. If I remember correctly, he complained that to verify my citations he would have to pay to do so.
So we're only allowed to back up our arguments with things that are free on the Internet? Preposterous. What next? I am only allowed to cite evidence that Oliver Keyes agrees with? I would think that someone "trained in law" would understand perfectly well the importance of studying evidence published in respected journals. I would also imagine that Keyes still has access to his
alma mater where he could presumably get hold of some of these references for free, if he really wanted.
Besides, I am sure Oliver Keyes could perform a search on Google Scholar to verify that the references I cite actually exist. He would not have to pay a penny to do this.
Or maybe Oliver Keyes can "see no evil" if he dismisses all the research that inconveniences him by not being free and online. Maybe this is why he takes his lead from the druggies who are free to post their wacky ramblings online.
The European Union
Away from the drugs debate, I criticised Archbishop Rowan Williams for claiming that the coalition government is enacting radical, long term policies that no one had voted for. I said "Strange, I have no recollection of Rowan Williams piping up about other radical long term policies for which no one voted: Membership of the European Union, mass immigration and, for that matter, any of the significant changes to this country since the 1960s."
Oliver Keyes guffawed: "You mean the membership of the supranational body which was subject to a public referendum? That membership nobody voted for?"
I had to remind him that the referendum in 1975 was about staying in the Common Market not the European Union. The nature - as well as the name - of the beast has changed greatly in the last thirty five years from being an economic community to being a sinister, Soviet-style totalitarian regime.
On not apologising for calling the pro drugs lobby "druggies"
Keyes believes I owe him a withdrawal for referring to the drugs lobby as "druggies". He believes that I am smearing him because he aligns himself with the drugs lobby but is not a drugs user himself. He feels that I am attacking him personally. I don't see how. He is not the drugs lobby, just a small, barely significant part of it.
I suggested to Keyes that most of the drugs lobby are druggies, so the derogatory term is fitting. He demanded proof that the drugs lobby comprises mostly of drug users. I can't because I don't think any data on this subject has been produced. But it stands to reason that most people in a lobby that wishes to legalise drugs are those who are going to benefit from the legalisation of drugs, i.e., the druggies themselves. If a few misguided "libertarian" idiots like Keyes want to fly with the crows they should expect to be shot with the crows.
Anyway, can Keyes produce any data that shows the drugs lobby comprises a majority of non drug users? I doubt it.
He can whistle if he thinks he's getting a withdrawal. People who promote the legalisation of foul poisons deserve all the ridicule and opprobrium coming their way. But perhaps I can negotiate a compromise with Keyes: From now on I shall refer to the drugs lobby as
Druggies and Friends of Druggies (DAFOD).
An Explanation
I have published this "Redux" on my own blog because the publication cycle has slowed down on Hackeryblog and I ought to respond to Keyes sooner rather than later in case he thinks I am avoiding him. (
I am sure he will become aware of this Redux through my user of trackback links).
Now that I have responded to all of Keyes' nonsense I can focus exclusively on writing on Hackeryblog a rebuttal of his belief in reducing the harm of drugs through schemes such as needle-exchanges.